Karasuno try to find out why Nishinoya is unpopular with the ladies
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Hinata: Ehh… “Today’s topic of discussion is ‘Why isn’t Noya-san popular with the ladies even though he’s really cool?’” …What is this?
Suga: Tanaka, at least write ‘topic’ with a kanji character.
Tanaka: Hehehe… I forgot how it’s written… [clears throat] There one simple reason I called you all here today. As you can see, no matter what anyone says, Noya-san is an amazing guy, he ain’t bad looking either, but for some reason… he’s not popular with the ladies.
Hinata: Is that true?
Noya: Yeah! I’m not popular at all.
Tanaka: Noya-san, you might have to hear some bad things, but you have to face reality head on in order to move forward. We like you. We look up to you. That’s why we want you to be happy!
Noya: Ryuu… I’m a Libero! I’ll face your opinions head on!
Kageyama: …What are they talking about?
Hinata: No clue…
Suga: They just want to know how to make Shimizu like them. Those two are predictable.
Daichi: Yeah. And we don’t even know Kiyoko’s taste…
Tanaka: That said, today I want us to investigate why Noya-san is unpopular. Everyone, please give your frank opinions!
Daichi: The reason why Nishinoya isn’t popular…
Tanaka: Yes, Hinata.
Hinata: Because he’s too cool! Just like how we can’t get close to Shimizu-senpai!
Tanaka: Yes, Daichi-san!
Daichi: Because he’s too hard on himself and others.
Noya: I’m not. I’m not hard enough. I have to be harder on myself.
Daichi: No, I think you’re doing enough already.
Noya: No! I failed 2 spike receives last time.
Suga: Your advice is having the opposite effect…
Tanaka: Yes, Asahi-san!
Asahi: Because you’ll feel like a small person when you’re next to him.
Tsukki: That depends on the person, doesn’t it?
Tanaka: Noya-san is definitely an amazing person.
Suga: Actually, isn’t it just that Asahi is not amazing enough?
Noya: That’s not true. There’s no need to compare yourself to others.
Daichi: That’s right. Don’t compare. Keep trying, Asahi.
Asahi: Don’t pity me.
Yamaguchi: Ehm, yes.
Tanaka: Yes, Yamaguchi.
Yamaguchi: …Maybe because he’s childish?
Daichi: Hey, Nishinoya! Now you’re really being childish!
Suga: Haha, he’d probably take a girl to go crayfish hunting on a date.
Hinata: Aaah! Would he!?
Suga: No, I just meant as an example…
Hinata: Noya-san, please take me too!
Suga: …That’s your point?
Noya: I will, Shouyou! Actually, the other day I found a good place that no one knows!
Tanaka: Does anyone else have an idea?
Hinata: Hmm… any other ideas…
Suga: I feel like we already gave a lot…
Noya: Keep them coming please!
Suga: Are you really listening to them properly?
Noya: Of course I am!
Tanaka: No one? Keep it going!
Daichi: Tanaka, what do you think is the problem?
Suga: You’re the one closest to Nishinoya, character-wise.
Tanaka: That’s true.
Ennoshita(?): There are also parts that are completely different.
Asahi: As a man, I look up to Nishinoya, but not to Tanaka.
Daichi: Rather than just being unpopular, Tanaka is actually hated by girls.
Tanaka: That’s too mean!
Tsukki: Wouldn’t it be better to hold a meeting for yourself, Tanaka-san?
Tanaka: What did you say, Tsukishima!?
Suga: Now, now. You can think of one, right? A reason why Nishinoya isn’t popular.
Tanaka: That’s right… For example, because he doesn’t watch anything but action movies. And he’ll yell “Amazing!” and “Waah!” throughout the movie.
Suga: I can picture that.
Yamaguchi: So, you two go to the movies together?
Tanaka: Yeah, sometimes. What about it?
Yamaguchi: Ah.. no.. I just thought maybe that’s the reason why…
Tanaka: Huh? What do you mean?
Hinata: Ah! You mean Noya-san is unpopular because he’s always with Tanaka-san?
Tanaka: Is that what you’re trying to say, Yamaguchi?
Yamaguchi: Huh!? No!!
Tsukki: Oh? You’re saying that girls won’t come near Nishinoya-san because Tanaka-san is so horrible looking?
Tanaka: Is that true? Are you saying I’m so horrible that girls won’t come close, Yamaguchi-san? HUH???
Daichi: Stop pulling that face, Tanaka!
Suga: You just proved Yamaguchi-kun’s theory right, just now.
Ennoshita: Now we’re discussing why Tanaka isn’t popular…
Noya: Yeah. Please find out why I’m not popular!
Asashi: Nishinoya sure is positive.
Noya: Yes, Tsukishima!
Tsukki: Because you’re noi—- because your voice is loud.
Noya: It’s obvious you were going to say ‘noisy’!
Noya: Yes, Ennoshita.
Ennoshita: Because you’re noisy.
2nd years(?): Ennoshita actually said it!
Noya: I’M NOT NOISY! I’M ENERGETIC!!
Suga: You’re being noisy right now!
Kiyoko: Good work.
Everyone: Good work!
Hinata: What do you think, Shimizu-san?
Everyone: He asked HER!
Kiyoko: What do you mean?
Hinata: Ah, we’re all trying to find out why Noya-san isn’t popular with girls.
Noya: P-Please be honest! I-I’ll accept any opinion!
Asashi: Nishinoya is..
Kiyoko: Hmm. Why..?
Suga: The answer might kill him.
Asahi: He’s asking HER why he isn’t popular..
Daichi: This isn’t even about living or dying anymore. It’s merely about how he’s going to die.
Kiyoko: Hmm. I can’t think of anything.
Noya: No! There should be a reason! Just one is enough!
3rd years: HUH!!? HE’S POSITIVE EVEN NOW!?
Suga: I can’t!
Daichi: Be brave!
Asahi: This is more nerve wrecking than a match!
Kiyoko: Because you’re sho—-
3rd years: WAAH!
Noya: Huh? What? What did you say?
Kiyoko: Huh? Because you’re sho—-
3rd years: WAAH!
Daichi: T-That’s right! Shimizu, could you get us some drinks? Please.
Asahi: You mustn’t.
Noya: Let go of me, Asahi-san. Kiyoko-san, what did you say!?
Daichi: Nishinoya, some things in life you just don’t want to know.
Noya: I… I disagree!
Tanaka: Ok! We discussed a lot! Noya-san, please reflect on everything—
Kageyama: Ah. Yes.
Tanaka: Yes, Kageyama.
Kageyama: Because he’s short?
Tanaka: …Let’s end this meeting here.
Suga: Good work.
Hinata: Huh? Let’s think of more things for Noya-san!
Daichi: Just come here, Hinata!
Hinata: Huh? O-Ouch!
Noya: Lend me your face for a sec.
Hinata: No one has seen Kageyama ever since.
Kageyama: He just made me buy him ice, moron!
IT’S BEEN 275 CHAPTERS AND HE STILL ISN’T USED TO KUROKO
I LOVE REI OMFG
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