combustible lemon

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

riense:

Ezio Auditore + 8 (requested by art-of-swords )

riense:

Ezio Auditore + 8 (requested by )

THE TRUTH - [1/?]


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via kassa-fabrication / 1 month ago / 1,474 notes / asscreed,

against-stars:

how am i going to be an optimist about this?

lady ezio! shedding her role as firstborn daughter and taking up the mantle of assassin to avenge the betrayal of her family! because fight me, i do what i want.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

kumasenpai:

mrdappersden:

GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF

Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series.

As opposed to five different male characters?! Really?!

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Yusuf Tazim/Ezio Auditore - Yusuf's Warm Welcome

Yusuf: Hoshgeldin kardeshim (Welcome, brother)! Unless the legend is a lie, you are the man I long to meet. Renowned Master and Mentor, Ezio Auditore de la la la!

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Ezio: Prego (Excuse me)?

Yusuf: Forgive me. I have a hard time remembering that Italian gibberish.

Ezio: Da Firenze. The city where I was born.

Yusuf: Ah yes! So by your custom, I would be…Yusuf Tazim da Istanbul! I like that.

Ezio: Istanbul? Yet another name for this city?

Yusuf: Evet (Yes), it’s a local favorite. Come, Mentor da Firenze. I will show you around.

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via spacebetweentwonumbers / 2 months ago / 547 notes / Played 1143 times / asscreed,

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

if u die of alcohol poisoning i apologize

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re-wake:

Probably one of the best moments from Assassin’s Creed ever.

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via mrsloki / 5 months ago / 11,317 notes / asscreed,

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