combustible lemon

(Source: soratane)

via chocor3n / 3 weeks ago / 2,332 notes / asscreed,

drthmaul:

neairaalenko:

There was a truly INCREDIBLE amount of shade being thrown about this on Facebook. That dude’s comment was only one of like 83462987. A small selection:

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Like a machine gun going off.

(Source: deadsmondmiles)

via davidthemathis / 1 month ago / 46,996 notes / asscreed,

commedes-lavie:

findingnikko:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

omg

well damn

via astronbot / 1 month ago / 96,550 notes / asscreed,

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

riense:

Ezio Auditore + 8 (requested by art-of-swords )

riense:

Ezio Auditore + 8 (requested by )

THE TRUTH - [1/?]


(Source: me-gatto)

via kassa-fabrication / 3 months ago / 1,496 notes / asscreed,

against-stars:

how am i going to be an optimist about this?

lady ezio! shedding her role as firstborn daughter and taking up the mantle of assassin to avenge the betrayal of her family! because fight me, i do what i want.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

kumasenpai:

mrdappersden:

GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF

Wow that might be the shittiest excuse in the history of excuses I’m ashamed that I like the series.

As opposed to five different male characters?! Really?!

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Yusuf Tazim/Ezio Auditore - Yusuf's Warm Welcome

Yusuf: Hoshgeldin kardeshim (Welcome, brother)! Unless the legend is a lie, you are the man I long to meet. Renowned Master and Mentor, Ezio Auditore de la la la!

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Ezio: Prego (Excuse me)?

Yusuf: Forgive me. I have a hard time remembering that Italian gibberish.

Ezio: Da Firenze. The city where I was born.

Yusuf: Ah yes! So by your custom, I would be…Yusuf Tazim da Istanbul! I like that.

Ezio: Istanbul? Yet another name for this city?

Yusuf: Evet (Yes), it’s a local favorite. Come, Mentor da Firenze. I will show you around.

(Source: allsoundsasscreed)

via spacebetweentwonumbers / 4 months ago / 550 notes / Played 1235 times / asscreed,
 
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