I will cut your throat and bake a pie with your insides.
Assassin’s Creed in which 50’s housewives are the base of the brotherhood because WWII took away a lot of its men.
The hide knives in their purses and a dagger in their garter-belt. Their bobby-pins are poisonous.
but no like really give me this AUThis makes me want to play AC even more now. I would play the fuck out of this.
if this was really a thing, this would quite likely become my absolute favorite game ever
like this idea is literally the best of all things
and i want it so so so badly
Roses are red, violets are blue, everything is permitted, and nothing is true.
I don’t know how to color this so let’s say that it’s finished.
The moment when I started to have the first otp of my life