combustible lemon

bakalucjan:

Look what I’ve got for christmas from Ulvar

LOOK HOW MOTHERFUCKING PERFECT IS THIS.

eldritchjoy:

whatapleasantdream:

myantiquehabibi:

sillypeppers:

I will cut your throat and bake a pie with your insides.

Assassin’s Creed in which 50’s housewives are the base of the brotherhood because WWII took away a lot of its men.

The hide knives in their purses and a dagger in their garter-belt. Their bobby-pins are poisonous.

but no like really give me this AU

This makes me want to play AC even more now. I would play the fuck out of this.

if this was really a thing, this would quite likely become my absolute favorite game ever

like this idea is literally the best of all things

and i want it so so so badly

connorkenway-:

Roses are red, violets are blue, everything is permitted, and nothing is true.

garama:

I don’t know how to color this so let’s say that it’s finished.

(Source: asscreedcomics)

conmoar:

altmaled:

The moment when I started to have the first otp of my life

starberryswirls:

THATS IT THATS THE WHOLE GAME

(Source: altair)

(Source: lostinthreedeeland)